Sean Penn Files For Divorce

After splitting up 3 times in one year, Sean Penn has finally decided that he's had enough of Robin Wright and has officially filed for divorce.

If you remember the Oscars this year, Sean Penn didn't thank Robin Wright when he won but he did thank the "homo-loving sons of guns." Now if that didn't send a clear message that they were about to get divorced, I don't know what would.

Sean Penn seems to be the one who runs the show in that marriage and it looks like he's had enough. He probably wants to get better acquainted with Natalie Portman now that the two are doing a movie together. Hey, ya never know.

Julia Roberts Gets Drunk, Honors Tom Hanks

Julia Roberts is usually known for giving speeches in which she strokes her own ego in a subtle way. Well, all that has changed, my friend.

Julia Roberts gave a speech to honor Tom Hanks at the Film Society of Lincoln Center, and man did Julia Roberts ever make attending a gig like that worthwhile.

Julia Roberts' speech went something like this (and yes, she was hella drunk):

"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. So Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson], and her tits were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her ass was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f*ck?

"I love the Coen brothers, but the hair Tom [Ladykillers], I didn't even know what the fuck that movie was about! You in the airport with the accent (Terminal)? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same f*cking dress tonight as your publicist! Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know ... I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you." 

Seriously, I have a new respect for Julia.

Neil Patrick Harris Does Card Trick on Jimmy Fallon

Neil Patrick Harris, or Doogie as I like to call him, wowed audience members on Jimmy Fallon's late night talk show by pulling off a card trick like no other I have ever seen. I mean this is the stuff that real magic is made of. REAL MAGIC!

Neil Patrick Harris cracks me up because he manages to keep a straight face even when everyone around him is cracking up. Keep it up Neil. We'll be waiting for you when you decide to take Jimmy Fallon's place. 

Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde

I give Kim Kardashian props for trying a new look, but Kim Kardashian as a blonde will not fly. Yes, she still carries around that beautiful face, but the blonde hair does nothing for her look. 

There are some women who are just meant to have dark hair and that is the category where Kim Kardashian belongs. So Kim, please take off that nasty wig andf go back to your original color. 

Bea Arthur is Dead at 86

Bea Arthur of Maude and Golden Girls fame, died in her sleep on April 25, 2009. Bea Arthur had cancer but the cause of death is still not known. 

Now I know that many of you have this question mark on your face as to who the hell this old chick is, but Bea Arthur was one of the funniest women on television in her day. As Dorothy Zbornak on Golden Girls, she always left me in stitches.

Our prayers go out to Bea Arthur's friends and family.

Grown Man Begs Justin Timberlake for an Autograph

I'm used to seeing screaming teenage girls begging celebrities of all shapes and sizes for autographs, but to see a grown man literally begging Justin Timberlake for an autograph is somewhat... disturbing.

Justin Timberlake sits in his car, ignoring the dude who is saying, "Justin please..." over and over again - and methinks the guy is on the brink of tears because Justin Timberlake won't roll down his window and give him an autograph. 

All in all, it's pretty funny, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that it's downright weird to hear a grown man begging another grown man to sign a piece of paper. 

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are Back Together

I guess after seeing Lindsay Lohan on Ellen, Sam Ronson decided that she still really loves Lindsay Lohan and wants to work things out because her car was outside Lindsay Lohan's house all night and Sam Ronson didn't leave until 6 a.m.

So I don't know if this was just a booty call or a "I love you and let's work this out" moment, but I'm guessing that Sam Ronson probably felt like she was being used by Lindsay for a while there. Although that's kind of laughable because Sam wouldn't have made nearly as much money as she did had she not been with Lindsay.

Oh well, I guess all's well that ends well, huh?